THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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