went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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