i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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