Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
operation have a gay friend backfired
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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