We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm so fucking centered right now
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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