is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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