She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
