im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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