apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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