So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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