Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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