It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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