I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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