never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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