Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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