Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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