do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
my being single is dangerous.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
It's blow job season.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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