You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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