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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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