...so i touched it.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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