I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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