Nicole vs. Life
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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