around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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