Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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