Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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