That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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