It's Friday. Sex?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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