I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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