Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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