I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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