Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
