I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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