No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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