Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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