love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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