I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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