Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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