Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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