I bet he comes in French.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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