I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
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