you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Help me help you realize you are a moron
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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