is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Randomize
