i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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