so explain again why im purple
no
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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