He is such a slut. More and more my type.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
She needs sedatives and a leash
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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