Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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