For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I have aggressive nipples.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I love you. Go after that dick
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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