I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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