VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
