i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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