But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Randomize
