I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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