put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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