I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Randomize
