I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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